I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.
Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.
Reblogging a new chain with uncensored captions because disabled people aren’t babies
“But I will say one thing before I get off this. The motherfucker who said ‘we’re going to keep this thing going until people start losing their houses and their apartments.’ Listen to me motherfucker. There’s a lot of ways to lose your house, some of it is financial, some of it is karma, and some of it is just figuring out who the fuck said that. And we know who said that, and where he fucking lives. There’s a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people, you wish that families starve, while your making 27 million dollars a year for creating nothing. Be careful motherfucker. Be really careful. Cause that’s the kind of stuff that stirs stuff up.”
ALT
Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters
ublock-origin answered:
We have no letters Kathleen!
- some 8ish years now i reckon
- i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing
we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
What the fuck.
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators
how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out
On it boss
Scrolled through the reblogs but didn't see anyone combine it yet...
I should have known that my comment would somehow turn to monster fucking and yet still I sit here, surprised,
Farmhand
Characters: Negan (Dead City) x F!Reader
Summary: When Negan spends a late night out in the barn and doesn't return to his room you go to convince him to turn in for the night, but Negan has other ideas.
Word count: 4K
Warnings: NSFW - Dry humping, fingering, vaginal sex, riding, choking, praise, dirty talk, negan's usual foul mouth, dom negan
A/N: I am so sorry it took me so long to finish this but I hope the wait was worth it, this one got pretty dirty but it's cowboy Negan so it just HAD to be. As they say, save a horse ride a cowboy!
I don’t know why, but I see potential for a multi-chapter fic here. Or something like oneshots of them having their moments along the journey. Probably just me wanting more cowboy negan! It did not disappoint, as expected! Your fics always leave me wanting more, I’m greedy for it! Thanks for writing this! It was hot and intense with the soft and sweet touch that I love so much, my heart and pussy are warm now 😅
